OOOOOOhhh...this is a tough one. Well, top three choices would have to be:

1. Hillary Clinton: if she can put the fear of God into Bubba and make him stop screwing around, she can do damn near anything. Besides, she is a total BAMF and so looks like someone who would be a ball-kicker in a fight.

2. Oprah Winfrey: she damn near owns the world anyway so why not?

3. Part of me wants to say the Dali Llama, but he's so darn cute in his little robes and always sits cross-legged even in chairs, would they take him seriously? Then I think of Steven Hawkin, but it would take so long to translate his answers to questions...would they have the patience to wait? Of course, I have to consider President Obama, UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, Chancellor Merkel or Queen Rania of Jordan; and then it hits me...Madeleine Albright! She is the biggest BAMF I can think of. She is so hard-core she's kinda scary.

Or if the aliens are bad guys we just send in the canon-fodder, i.e. members of Congress, till we get together some bad-ass weaponry to bust some caps in their collective asses. Am I a bit pissy about the way the mid-terms elections went? Why HELL YEAH I'm pissed. I'm so disgusted with politics and politicians I'm ready to buy a compound and go all hermit-like till Canada invades and brings the poutin. That was a good little rant...I feel better now. Think I'll go rewatch this past epi of The Walking Dead, again for the fourth time.

My two nieces who, though born two years apart, were both born 6 1/2 weeks early. Both of them fought so hard to be born and to live and are now AHEAD of other children in their age ranges that were born full-term.

So, this weekend I went to see The A-Team...again, for like the fifth time. I LOVE THAT MOVIE! I am a total fangirl for the original 80's series. Hannibal was the BOMB, Face was too hot, B.A. was so a BAMF, and Murdock was my favorite. What can I say, lunatics hold a special place in my twisted, demented heart. But, sadly, I can't help but notice the stunning lack of A-Team slash. WTF? Must do more searching. God I love 80's television!

Ahhhh, minions. First, I would send half of them to the Gulf to collect the spilt oil and open a private refinery. Second, I would channel my inner-Stark and resume work on my plans for world domination. Third, have them clean my house because I detest frakin' housework!

Master Chief Spartan-117, for the simple fact that he is one BAMF!!!!!!!

Or the Doctor, ninth regen of course. Love me some Chris Eccleston.

Oh, wait. Severus Snape. No, Sirius Black. Remus Lupin! Oh, oh, Nathan Petrelli. Nathan Stark! Tony Stark! Carlton Lassiter! Charles Xavier! Hank McCoy! Leonard McCoy! Jim Kirk!!!!!!

Whoah...cold shower time. So many fictional hotties, not enough fanfiction.

I take care of an elderly parent so it all depends on who wins rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. If I win we watch whatever show I'm currently addicted to, if they win I go to my room and watch stuff on Hulu. Sometimes the shows we love mesh, usually not. I have my own TV and DVD player in my room, but don't watch much shows, usually just play video games on it. I'm an internet junkie so I prefer to surf than watch shows on the computer. Although, I have been going a little retro and watching classics and previous seasons of my fave shows on Hulu.

Getting ready to chip my car out from under the half inch of ice covering it. Have class tonight which though all other colleges have cancelled their classes, mine is still open even if parts of the city don't have electricity and there is ICE ON EVERYTHING! Including the freaking roads. Which part of ice storm and hazardous road conditions do these people not get? And to top it all off, the local weather dude called it thunder-ice, yes people I said thunder-ice, because there is freezing water turning to ice and thunder. Imaginative, right? Time to strap on the ice cleats.

Seriously people. Is it such a surprise to get a butt-load of snow in the winter...in freaking IOWA!?!?!? This is the Midwest after all. I mean c'mon, peeps are at the market buying up food like it's the damn apocalypse or something, and I sure as hell didn't hear Anderson (holy hotness) Cooper reporting the dead are walking the Earth. I know the people walking down the street look like zombies with the funny/stiff limbs but have you ever tried walking in -35* windchills, 40 mph gusts of blowing snow, three foot high snow drifts, blizzard conditions, with five layers of clothes and frostbite in both legs? Try all that then stand at the damn bus stop for an hour and almost get run over by your ride because the driver is texting and didn't see the black ice. Welcome to my frozen Hell, I'll be your popsicle, I mean, tourguide.

OMG, I love 'White Christmas' with Bing Crosby, 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' the Snoopy Dance is the BOMB, of course 'The Christmas Story' cuz "you'll shoot yer eye out!", and last but not least 'Elf' because Ed Asner rocks as Santa.

I absolutely refuse to watch those freaky claymation old-school movies like Rudolph. Claymation gives me the wiggins! Though the concept of the Island of Misfit Toys is kinda cool.

Schindler's List or To Kill A Mockingbird.